why don't you wear pants

Chapter 10: After Downhill

After breakfast, Jin Long swallowed all the ingredients of the stone pot into his mouth.

Bai Er: "...Brother Long, are you not full?"

"Go down the mountain, and you can still use it."

Well, what a thrifty dragon.

The golden dragon turned into a dragon, and Bai Er grabbed the horn and flew down the mountain.

Jin Long flew very fast, Bai Er's dog hair fluttered backwards, his beard disappeared, and his dog's mouth was crooked.

They stopped at the top of a hill.

Bai Er didn't slow down until there were roars from below, and he looked at Jinlong.

Jin Long frowned and looked down.

Bai Er turned his head to look.

Hey, it turns out it's a war!It was originally a particularly inspiring scene, but these big brothers who fought were all exposed outside with their pendants, and were knocked down by the enemy with a punch, and the scenery suddenly appeared.

Bai Er: "..."

Jin Long turned his head and looked at Bai Er's mouth: "Where's your beard?"

Bai Er: "...I think it should be returning to the embrace of nature."

Jinlong is a dragon who loves beards: "This is really ugly."

Bai Er: "..." Go away!I never want to see you again!

One side seemed to be losing, and their leader looked sad and indignant: "I have guarded the dragon of the Walong tribe for hundreds of years, but I don't want to be bullied by the little barbarians!"

Big brother, look over here, your dragon is here.

The leader on the other side seemed to have a telepathic connection with him, and laughed loudly: "Damn dragon, the phoenix unicorn has been born for hundreds of years, and now, the world has not even seen the dragon's butt."

The leader looked up at the sky at 45 degrees. His life was hopeless, but he didn't want to. He happened to meet Jinlong's small eyes.

He was stunned, immediately knelt down, and roared very loudly: "My dragon, you finally showed up to save your people!"

All the soldiers fighting stopped and looked in the direction the leader said. When they saw the golden dragon, they immediately knelt down and shouted in unison: "My dragon, may you protect the earth forever!"

Yo hey, my dragon, so stinky hahahahahaha

The golden dragon looked at these people deeply, raised its white ears, pointed the dragon/fart/butt towards the leader of the barbarian tribe, and said to the leader of the Walong tribe: "Get up."

"Yes." The leader put his right hand on his chest and got up.

The leader of the savage tribe knelt down, almost pissed in fear. He prayed in his heart that the dragon didn't hear what he said just now. He slightly raised his head and looked at the dragon, but he didn't want to, he really saw the dragon/fart/ass.

Barbarian leader: "..."

Bai Er happened to be facing him, winking at him.

A dragon resolves a war, but the number of people on both sides is really...

There are only about a hundred people in the barbaric tribe, and there are only a dozen people in the Walong tribe...

They don't have weapons. When fighting, each person holds a brick in his hand and points it at the enemy's head. He shatters it and then uses both hands and feet. You punch me and I kick you. If you're lucky, Kick the opponent's leg and turn it over, and you win.

Those who won turned around three times and raised their hands high, those who were lying on the ground and lost, looked at the person who raised their hands resentfully, touched and shed tears...

Bai Er: "..." This is a war...

So, more than 100 people, the leader of the Walong tribe led the way, followed by Jinlong Baier, and walked towards the tribe in a mighty way.

It is completely different from Bai Er's imagination, where demons and ghosts walk everywhere...

This is a strange primitive world.

In the clan area, there are children and women, all of whom are full-bodied and heroic without pants.Bai Er is depressed and excited.

If he sees too much that he shouldn't, he will definitely get a needle's eye.However, since he could see the pendant, it would be much more convenient for him to find a man in the future, without having to keep looking down to measure the size.

It’s too big, too small, don’t even think about two, as long as he is normal, like African blacks, that’s fine.

Bai Er was carried flying by the golden dragon. Along the way, all the children and women who saw the golden dragon knelt down and touched their chests with their right hands: "My dragon, may you protect the earth forever!"

Primitive society is good, all you see along the way are thatched houses, of course, there are patchwork of cloth strips.

The chief's house is the best, in the middle, it is a big house patched together with thatch and strips of cloth.

The golden dragon became smaller and flew in, making Bai Er more conspicuous.

There was a woman and two little bunnies inside. The three of them knelt down, said a very familiar line, and then got up.

The woman is the leader, she saw the golden dragon grabbing Bai Er, thought it was the food that the golden dragon caught, and asked respectfully: "Long, do you need me to take the dog down to cook?"

Bai Er: "..." Girl, don't think that because you have two big steamed buns, I dare not beat you up!

Fearing that he would really be eaten, Bai Er used his prehistoric power to hold the golden dragon's paw pitifully.

Jin Long didn't look at the woman, the woman flew out of the house in a burst, the steamed buns rolled up and hit the stones outside, motionless.

Bai Er: "..." My brother, you really hit women...

There was a big hole in the house, and only two leaders followed in. They knelt down and dared not speak.

The two little brats also ran out in fear.

Jin Long turned into a human, hugged Bai Er, and stroked his dog's head.

Bai Er was healed instantly.

Looking at Jin Thigh like this, he probably won't eat him anymore.

The leader of the savage tribe is a fool, he said something wrong before, he wanted to redeem his merits, thought it was because Jinlong didn't like others touching his food, so he flattered and said: "Long, if you don't want to give your dog to others, I will Immediately order someone to prepare the pot, and you can eat it hot whenever you want."

Bai Er felt that this guy must be taking revenge on the battlefield.

Then another hole was broken in the house, and the barbarian leader lay on the ground.

The leader of the Walong tribe finally knew that Bai Er was not an ordinary dog.He lay on the ground, trembling, and said, "Long, after hundreds of years, you finally showed up. Thinking of me, the Walong clan has been guarding for hundreds of years, and I have been bullied by a big clan to become what I am now. You are here, and we can finally show our strength." A grand plan to expand the territory."

Jin Long found a stone bench and sat down, put Bai Er on the pendant: "Yes."

Bai Er: "..." Special fart.

Seeing that Jin Long did not object, the leader was relieved.

Jin Long saw one thing.Through the cracked hole, a woman walked by. The woman was dark, but the steamed bun was big enough, the butt/butt was light enough, and she was full of muscles. When Jinlong saw him, a flash of fire flashed in his eyes, and he said to the leader: "Call her come over."

The leader looked up and saw that it was the fiercest woman in the clan. A hint of ridicule flashed in his eyes, and he ordered the woman to be called over.

Bai Er: "..."

Bai Er also saw this woman, she was a little darker, but she had good features and a hot figure.He sighed, it was the muscles that were stiff, and the dragon's vision was really special.

The woman came in and knelt respectfully at the golden dragon's feet.

Jin Long said: "Stand up and come closer."

A gleam of joy flashed in the woman's eyes. The news of the dragon's birth had just spread. She originally wanted Zhan Mulong's heroic appearance, but she didn't want to be called in by the dragon.She was uneasy, but what Long said just now clearly had his eyes on her!

She is stronger than many men in the clan, women can't beat her, and she can grab whatever she likes, which makes many men dislike, but they don't want to, it turns out that her opportunity is here!

Bai Er: "..." yo yo yo~ girl, you feel better tonight~

The woman lowered her head shyly, seeing the two pendants, her whole body was hot.

Jinlong raised his hand and placed it in the middle of the girl's steamed bun--

gold necklace.

Bai Er: "???" The plot is wrong...

With all his strength, Jin Long tore off the gold necklace, and a bloodstain was scratched on the woman's neck. Then Jin Long waved to her, signaling to back off.

woman:"……"

Bai Er almost laughed shit, he suddenly forgot that dragons are especially golden things.

The woman was devastated and left the house crying.

The leader of the barbarian tribe was beaten out of the house by the golden dragon, and their deputy leader came in shaking his legs, and knelt down as soon as he came in: "Long, I am willing to support you and open up territories."

The golden dragon happily took the gold necklace and played with it for a while, wrapping it around the white-eared dog's head.

Bai Er: "..." Pot, my neck is almost out of pressure...

"Yeah." Jinlong played with the white-eared dog's head: "Give me gold."

The deputy leader was happy: "Yes." Then Pidianpidian ran to prepare gold.

The leader was worried: "Long, this house is damaged, please let me prepare a new house for you."

The golden dragon was happy: "Okay, I want the golden one."

Bai Er: "..." Dragon who loves money...

There are only dozens of people in the Walong tribe, and the poor cannot be poorer. The leader vomited blood in his heart: "...Okay, but it takes time, you eat first."

Jin Long nodded, and he backed out.

Seeing the leader come out, the people kneeling outside dispersed, and the woman and the barbarian leader were also dragged away for treatment.

Jinlong seemed to particularly like Bai Er with the gold necklace hanging on it. He kept playing with it, and Bai Er's hair was messed up. He looked at Jin Long pitifully.

Jin Long's heart softened for a while, and he played harder.

Bai Er: "..." I will be played to death by you...

Fortunately, the leader arranged for people to start serving the dishes.

The dark barbecue was served on one plate after another, and in order to show respect for the dragon, gold plates were also used.

When Jin Long saw the two things he liked the most, he stopped moving his hands and stared straight at them.

Bai Er smelled a burnt smell from a long distance, and he didn't want to be played with by the golden dragon, so he ran out of his arms, rolled on the ground, and ran out.

I cheered in my heart, ah, ah, □□, my man, here I come!

The moment he was at the door, Jinlong grabbed his hind legs and lifted him up.In the other hand, he was holding a black barbecue, and there was an unknown black object around his mouth, with a particularly aggrieved expression: "Xiaobai, it's so delicious."

Bai Er: "...Let them serve the fruit."

Hearing Bai Er's words, the girls serving the dishes were all surprised from ear to ear.

"No." Jin Long refused, "We'll do it ourselves." Putting Bai Er on his shoulder, he put away the golden plate, Jin Long swallowed the gold plate into his mouth, Bai Er held his shoulder tightly, and the two walked out .

When the leader heard about it, he forced to run over and followed behind Jin Long: "Long, if the food is not to your taste, I will prepare it for you."

Jin Long didn't want to pay attention to him, he was hungry again from the dark barbecue, so he flew up, ready to catch the beast.

Bai Er didn't want to waste time, he poked Jin Long's shoulder: "Brother Long, wait."

Hearing Bai Er's words, the leader swallowed his saliva and glanced at him.

He also said before why Jinlong was so angry. It turns out that this dog can talk.

Jin Long stopped and looked at him suspiciously.

Bai Er leaned into his ear and said, "The clan has ready-made meat, we don't have to catch it ourselves."

Jin Long's eyes lit up, and he said to the leader, "Where is your meat?"

The leader happily led Jinlong to the kitchen.

The kitchen is very simple, in a neat open lawn.They use wooden boards, with different kinds of meat.

White-eared dogs have good noses and can basically tell the difference.

Because, it's all wild boar.

The meat is available dry as well as fresh.

Jinlong spit out three stone pots, almost frightening the leader.

With such a big pot, one meal can eat up their food reserves...

The author has something to say: Bai Er: Are you taking the blame?

Jinlong: No, I eat pot.