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Chapter 11: Dragon's Chapter Fuck

No matter how hard the leader felt, Bai Er enjoyed watching the dried meat anyway.

The dried meat looks hard, and the outside is a little black and yellow. It is obviously smoked bacon. I wonder if it has been salted...

Bai Er asked the bitter leader, "Is there any salt in the clan?"

The leader looked like he was about to cry: "My family... is poor and can't afford it."

Bai Er: "..." Luckily, the silly dragon has piled up a bunch of green fruits...

There is no salt in the family, and the bacon is probably dry-smoked.

Jin Long filled the four stone pots with meat, but they were all fresh, and spit out a sack of various ingredients from his mouth, ordering the rest to wash it up.Then the whole wild boar was skewered and roasted, and the eight stone sticks were all full.

Then, it was time for Bai Er to perform.

He opened his dog's mouth, spewing out several balls of fire to roast the pork, without any combustion aids, but it remained unextinguished.

Most of the people in the clan were around, and seeing this situation, they treated Bai Er with more respect in their eyes.

Bai Er wagged his tail shyly, but was slapped by Jin Long: "I also want to go to the stone pot."

The golden dragon is very strong, but he still doesn't know how to control it. Bai Er was slapped and ate his mouth again. He got up, looked at the golden dragon resentfully, and then went to breathe fire into the stone pot.

Because it is stewed meat, only the white ones are put down, and the green leaves are put aside, and the white ears let the women in the tribe cut it into sections.

Just before putting it in the pot, Bai Er specially asked Jin Long to leave a large piece of fat.

There are two stone pots in the family, but they are of normal size.He sprayed two balls of fire below, and when he saw the pot smoking, he ordered people to put the cut pieces of fat into it.

Jinlong is enthusiastic about contributing to the delicious food, so he squeezed away the sister papers in front of the two pots, and went into battle by himself.

Bai Er: "..." One word to describe it, itchy skin.

Jin Long's big eyes looked at Bai Er earnestly, waiting for the next instruction.

Bai Er grabbed his shoulder: "Pick up the shovel and turn over the pot. No way! Lighten up, the meat will be turned out of the pot! Brother, use both hands together! The other side is burnt!"

It was Jinlong's first time turning over the pot, and he almost turned over half of the pot of fat; Bai Er was directing such a stupid pot for the first time, so excited that he almost rolled off his shoulders into the pot.

Fortunately, all the fat was smelted into lard. In the pot, it was fat and oily, and it looked particularly appetizing.

The leader was excited, looking at the oil in the pot, his fingers were trembling: "Dragon, you know, it took more than 100 years for the people of the Phoenix tribe to find out the method of refining oil. They mastered the trick, monopolized the oil production, and made a lot of money. It cost less money to build the royal city. Unexpectedly, you are just born, and you will tell my family how to refine oil." After finishing speaking, he knelt down: "My dragon, may you protect the earth forever!"

The others also knelt down, saying the same words.

Bai Er: "..." Big brother, come here, let's have a good discussion on who invented lard...

Jin Long frowned: "It has nothing to do with me, it's Xiaobai's credit."

Bai Er raised his dog's head: "Hmm, I know more."

After hearing this, the leader became even more excited: "My dragon, I would like to be your loyal servant forever."

Bai Er: "￥#%*[email protected]" Get out, get out, get out!

Jinlong: "..."

Jin Long was also very speechless.He patted Bai Er's dog's head and comforted: "Don't be angry, we will do it ourselves in the future, and we won't tell them."

Bai Er looked at the golden dragon in relief, thinking, it's a good thing I was looking at the egg that was born, as expected, everything turned towards me.

"..." The leader wiped the sweat from his forehead, and barked louder than before: "Inugami, may your wisdom be spread across the earth."

Bai Er: "..." Let me tell you, big brother, it's useless for you to shout so loudly, I don't love you anymore.

The green fruit Jinlong spat out two pieces, which looked as big as green onions.Garlic and ginger, chopped very little, finely chopped.

The pork has been smelted a lot, and the two pots are filled up, and a big earthen pot is full.

The meat of bacon is very hard, and Bai Er doesn't want to fry much.

He instructed Jinlong to happily cut two pots of bacon in a normal stone pot, and the oil in the pot also started to smoke.

He asked Jinlong to first put the garlic and ginger into the pot, then put the bacon into it and fry, continue to increase the heat, and then put the chopped green fruits into it.Salt is added to the bacon, and the flavor of garlic and ginger is assisted, and the mellow meat flavor wafts through the audience.

It was almost ripe, Bai Er asked Jinlong to put the scallion leaves in.

With the addition of scallion leaves, the fragrant golden dragon legs are soft.

He swears that in the future, he will treat Xiaobai better!Well, this time, leave him two slices of meat.

The leader and others, Harazi are about to flow out.They don't know what these white, white and green things are. Those dark barbecues are the most luxurious food in the clan. If they are tired of eating barbecue, occasionally, there are sweet and sour fruits to eat.

Smelling the smell of meat emanating from the pot, they finally understood why Long despised their roast meat so much.

Compared with the meat in the stone pot, their barbecue is simply a piece of shit!No, it should be two lumps!

The leader and the people of the Walong tribe didn't know about Jinlong. They thought that they were lucky enough to have a taste of Jinlong's cooking, but they didn't want to. When the meat came out of the pot, Jinlong had a dish with his left hand and a dish with his right. He took out two pieces with great distress. Feed the meat into the mouth of the white-eared dog.

Bai Er: "..." Should he be thankful that what Jinlong gave him was meat...

Then, there is no more, the others, including the leader, all watched the dragon and the dog eat their mouths full of grease.

The meat was particularly chewy, and Bai Er lay on Jinlong's shoulder, wagging his tail to eat.It's still a familiar taste and a familiar formula.Of course, it tastes even better with soy sauce.

Jinlong didn't use chopsticks, just grabbed it with his hands, and while eating, he also looked at the bubbling broth in the stone pot. After seeing enough, he looked at the roasted pork, which was so special...

Leader and others: "..."

After Jinlong finished eating the meat, there were only green fruits and scallion leaves left on the plate. He grabbed it and took a bite, and found that the taste was good, his eyes lit up.The speed in his hands increased, and soon the plate was empty, leaving only oil on it. Jinlong wiped it with his fingers, put it in his mouth and licked it, and found that it tasted good, picked up the plate, and licked off the oil on it.

Fresh from the oven on two clean plates.

Bai Er: "..." Good for nothing!

Seeing Jinlong licking the plate, the people around swallowed their saliva and their eyes widened, especially the children, who almost came forward and hugged Jinlong's thigh, crying and begging for a lick.

Although the plate was licked clean, the two sisters who took the plate, picked up the plate, and sneaked away without a trace.These men had no face to fight with women, and they all glanced at them with a sigh.

Bai Er: "..." Who did he meet...

The fire in the stone pot was so strong that it didn't take long for Jinlong to eat it after licking the plate.He has cooked so many times, and he has already cultivated a pair of piercing eyes. Needless to say, he came to a pot and bent down to eat.

The broth was still gurgling, Bai Er lying on Jinlong's shoulder, because of his sudden movement, almost rolled into the pot and turned into a hot dog.

He hurriedly slid down Jinlong's shoulders from his shoulder armor, passed by the waist and the two upturned eggs, and fell to the ground with a thud.

Jinlong's egg trembled.

The people around wanted to eat, but Jin Long didn't say anything, just kept watching, each stomach growled very rhythmically.

Shaking off the dust on his body, Bai Er put out the fire, and said to the leader: "The first pot is for you to eat, remember, finish it quickly, let them eat quickly, don't keep it."

The leader was happy, took a spoon, and filled a bowl for each person holding the bowl, and each bowl was full of meat and soup.

Bai Er was admiring the pendants one by one, seeing that no one was in line, he also bit into a small bowl and asked the leader to fill one for him.

The stone pot is so big that dozens of people in the clan only eat half of the pot.As for Jinlong, the first pot has been eaten, and the second pot is being resolved.

After eating a bowl, there are many people who add more bowls one after another.The last bowl had already filled their stomachs, but the second time, they all savored it carefully.

The leader ate his own, and the second time, it was all their own additions.

Jinlong is already on his way to the third pot.

He ate half of the white ear bowl, and when he saw the golden dragon lying on the third pot, he immediately sped up things.

The third pot bottomed out, and there was still a little bit of the bottom of Bai Er's pot, Jinlong went in and ate it up in one go.

The leader chewed and ate the meat in the bowl slowly, because he was just taking the spoon, and this was his first bowl, and he ate half of it. While eating, he sighed to Bai Er: "I have lived for more than 30 years, and this is the first time , After eating such a delicious broth, sure enough, when the dragon comes, everything is the same.”

Bai Er's butt/butt was facing him, and he ate the last piece of meat in the bowl.

The leader shook his head and sighed looking at him as if he hadn't eaten for 800 years, but he didn't want the bowl in his hand to be snatched away in the next second.

Jin Long ate all the meat and soup in his bowl in one gulp, threw the bowl to him, and went to snatch the next target.

The leader held the bowl: "..."

The adults who were robbed all looked like they had been struck by lightning, while the women were confident, thinking that men in the clan would not snatch women's bowls.

But Jinlong is not a man, he does not take an unusual path, because he is a dragon.

Beside him happened to be a woman who was eating slowly, snatched the woman's bowl, ate up the food in it, and snatched the bowl from the child beside her.

woman:"……"

leader:"……"

The child cried.It was the first time he ate such delicious meat, but he was snatched away by two pendant dragons. He cried so heartbreakingly, as if he had lost the whole world.

Bai Er buried his head under his stomach and covered his ears with his paws, especially not wanting to see the picture in his imagination.

He really wanted to tell all the folks and elders present that he didn't know this guy who was grabbing bowls everywhere, even children and women...

Crying resounded throughout the audience, and other children saw it, striding their legs, protecting the meat in the bowl, and ran away quickly.

But who is the golden dragon, he swished, and soon, all those who had goods in the bowls present were robbed.The adults are fine, but the children are all howling at the top of their lungs.

leader:"……"

Jin Long picked out his ears, and went to stare at the barbecue again.

Bai Er: "..." He felt bitter, but he didn't dare to say...

The child's sharp crying came into his ears, and Bai Er felt that the whole person was not well.

As a Walong tribe who met Jinlong for the first time, his heart was in a panic.Even as dogs, they never imagined that the majestic and majestic golden dragon in the legend is actually such a dragon.Even children and women are not spared, it is too shameful!

If Bai Er heard it, he would definitely sneer.

Jinlong doesn't even let go of underage dogs, let alone women and children.He is even more insane, you haven't seen it yet!

The author has something to say: Shenbao reporter: Long, hello, may I ask, as a foodie, what do you think is the biggest pain?

Jin Long's eyes were sad and indignant: Of course someone robbed me of the meat in the pot!

Shenbao reporter: ...

PS: I don’t know if the daily update is [-], will the kidneys be damaged~ oh